I am coining a new era. We are ushering in a new genderation, and its female. Growing up with a twin sister, I lived a full life witnessing, anecdotally, how boys and girls were treated differently. I hate to break it to all those poor suppressed females struggling to break through, but there wasn’t a fucking difference between our upbringing. We both snuck out to … Continue reading Once in a Genderation
Dating is a nightmare. Online dating is the same nightmare, but on amphetamines. I have far too much experience in the world of online dating. I started meeting girls in AOL chat rooms when I was 16. I always considered myself shy, and the ability to put a medium in between us, and let me be creative, made it pretty easy for me to meet … Continue reading Nikki
There is only 1 true question, do you walk the path? Or pave your own? There are 2 types of people in life. GWB walked the path of his father, but was trained to be a leader. And just because you walk your own path instead of following the easy road, does not mean you are a leader. The first cow in ancient Ireland to … Continue reading The Path
It’s a beautiful day! easy to ignore. She’s a beautiful girl, but I’ll find a way to abhor. It is a beautiful place So innocent and pure. What a beautiful wife always being ignored. It’s beautiful life only I can deplore. I keep thinking I’ve hit bottom Why am I looking up at the floor? It’s beautiful life I’m just constantly unsure. Should I get … Continue reading Depression is a Beautiful Place
The reason why a redhead woman seems to be the hardest fish to catch, is because of her niche qualities. For me, they are a dim candle light in a cave of darkness. There are little fireflies fluttering around with their bright yellow sheen, and brunettes confidently focusing your attention on their eyes, not their other glamorous features. A redhead has dedicated suitors. She knows, … Continue reading Redhead
The bun fight. Sitting in my luxurious Toyota Highlander, my home, I am watching true primal nature unfold. Steamer lane is one of the most scenic surf spots on the entire planet. It is a point break, meaning it is a point of land that juts out, protecting the bay, by creating waves that crash over the rocks. It has a natural viewing area, 20 … Continue reading Bun Fight
Are you ready for dentist jokes? A guy walks into a dentist office, he comes out with no shirt. I have had a problem with this one molar for most of my life. I’m broken. It’s broken. I have a molar that cracked during the great recession. I don’t need to digress into how low I felt at that time in my life, but needless … Continue reading Going to the Dentist
Please donate or share – I have been a participant of the free sources that the internet provides. This is not free. it has been 30 years of consciousness and hundreds of thousands of dollars spent in education. Sure you can read and learn laugh, but if I don’t earn money from my art, I can not longer provide said art. If you can’t help … Continue reading The Gift of Cab
piicontractors.com 