An ode to the ten second shower

Please donate or share I jump in, I jump out. I turn the water on, And it dribbles from the spout. There is no temperature gauge, I have to trust the setting. With the shower head inches from the wall, Receiving barely a wetting. The button last all but a few seconds. Who designed this tiny enclosure? It’s as if the designer never showered, Or … Continue reading An ode to the ten second shower

Straight outta Kazakhstan

Please donate or share My apologies for the poor grammar and spelling. I am not traveling with a computer. This is why I love hostels. I didn’t catch his name, he was drunk. But, I can’t buy the kind of anecdotal information that he provided me. As this small central Asian fellow was busy shadowboxing his broken English, we laughed together. Every other word was … Continue reading Straight outta Kazakhstan