An ode to the ten second shower

Please donate or share I jump in, I jump out. I turn the water on, And it dribbles from the spout. There is no temperature gauge, I have to trust the setting. With the shower head inches from the wall, Receiving barely a wetting. The button last all but a few seconds. Who designed this tiny enclosure? It’s as if the designer never showered, Or … Continue reading An ode to the ten second shower

Welcome to, “Too Good To Be True Airlines”

“We’re sorry to inconvenience you, but your flight had been cancelled. We know the last flight you booked with us was not verified, causing you to be stranded at the airport. To make sure we offer you the very worst service possible, we have chosen your next booking with a deplorable company that operated itself into the ground. Do not worry, we have an available … Continue reading Welcome to, “Too Good To Be True Airlines”

Let’s take a trip around the world

Please donate or share Come with with me, and you shall see A world of pure imagination. If you took Trips like me You’d witness pure fascination. We’ll begin Traveling in Starting in The state of my creation. What we’ll see Is obviously A clear lack of sanitation. If you want to know the difference Between real like and ignorance Just take a trip To … Continue reading Let’s take a trip around the world

Straight outta Kazakhstan

Please donate or share My apologies for the poor grammar and spelling. I am not traveling with a computer. This is why I love hostels. I didn’t catch his name, he was drunk. But, I can’t buy the kind of anecdotal information that he provided me. As this small central Asian fellow was busy shadowboxing his broken English, we laughed together. Every other word was … Continue reading Straight outta Kazakhstan