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breaking news! Things are getting catty in the White House
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share Continue reading breaking news! Things are getting catty in the White House
An American poem
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share It’s hard to be an American Livin this life ain’t cheap. I gotta go fill up gas again, getting 3 gallons per mile in my jeep. We are so arrigan’! On a 7 foot bed I sleep. Sheets made by children, They work … Continue reading An American poem
Role Reversal [NSFW]
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share Imagine if the roles were reversed: She’s lying on her back, with her abs as clenched as her teeth. She is wincing in pain, but begging for more, “No! No! No! Don’t stop!” repeatedly. He’s lying on his stomach, with her hand on … Continue reading Role Reversal [NSFW]
Nickstradamus
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share– I have been a participant of the free sources that the internet provides. This is not free. Not only do I have to pay to publish these posts for you to read for free, it has been 30 years of consciousness and hundreds of … Continue reading Nickstradamus
wrinkle room
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share Let’s preface this with saying that I have been dodging bars like the Trump family dodges taxes. I started going to the bars after 21, just like the vast majority of Americans. Where my twin sister leaned into the bar scene, I … Continue reading wrinkle room
The Mueller Report
If you like what I write, here is a full book: Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07XB3G673/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oOHJDbJ9KY995 Please donate or share In between finishing editing my book and procrastinating the other 2 ideas I have, I got obsessed with the idea that the Teflon Don might yet get away with another legal sidestep of the constitution. I want to preface this accounting of the entire … Continue reading The Mueller Report
If Only [NSFW]
It isn’t crazy for a woman to travel from the country to the big city just for any excuse, but it is rare. A hysterical, broken-up-with woman might do something erratic. A woman with a 6th grade education might try to buy gas with a Kohl’s card, but this was an elaborate ruse. I have met some very ditzy women, and even some that made … Continue reading If Only [NSFW]
Student-Athlete Stock Market
I have a Master’s degree. “What! You my master now? Let me aks you this, Can you kick MY ass?!?” [Bigger and Blacker – Chris Rock, 1999] Probably, but that isn’t the point of the interview. I have a Master’s degree in Sport Management. I could have elected to go to one of the most elite Sport Management programs in the United States, but I … Continue reading Student-Athlete Stock Market
Tinderello
Please donate or share “I had a long week. It was only Wednesday, but it felt like I hadn’t had a day off in forever.With 3 kids and no else to carry the load,It feels like I haven’t got laid in forever. So, I made the crazy leap. I chose a guy off Tinder He was very attractive. I read some of his writing. I … Continue reading Tinderello
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