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A meeting

It was two organisms flying at thousands of miles per hour It was a change of plans that in hindsight seemed like a blink of an…

wrinkle room

Let’s preface this with saying that I have been dodging bars like the Trump family dodges taxes. I started going to the bars after 21, just…

Superbowl MMXIX

If you enjoy what I write, you can support me by purchasing my book, Memoirs of Mediocrity: showerthoughts the movie, or donating, or I will have…

If Only [NSFW]

It isn’t crazy for a woman to travel from the country to the big city just for any excuse, but it is rare. A hysterical, broken-up-with…